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This book has nothing that stands out from the usual zombie fodder in it. The first chapter is a brief slice of pre-zombie life followed by the panic-inducing outbreak, then the next chapter throws you right in the middle of a seemingly completely different story with no note about how much time has passed. You're just supposed to figure that out yourself as you keep reading.

The characters all blend together rather quickly, with none of them having their own voice. They have similar mannerisms, speech patterns, and ALL of them have an affinity to saying the word "butt". "Zombies on my butt." "save my butt" "Get your butts in here" "Get your butts out of there" "move your butt" Butt butt butt. Every single character introduced did that.

The ending was one of those "To Be Continued" types that's not quite a cliff hanger like many of them these days, but it is meant to make you buy the next book. Most of THIS book was filler. A lot of the usual zombie interactions to the point where they weren't even exciting anymore. Nothing unique or new to the story. You could watch any zombie flick and you'd have basically the same story, but probably more death than you'll find in here.

About as nonoffensive as a story about the undead can be.


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The Zombie Chronicles Book 1 eBook Chrissy Peebles Book Cover by Design Reviews

Decent book, nothing special. The characters are fairly one dimensional, the plot is straight forward but the details are kind of weird. It’s basically a brother’s road trip book, with lots of family drama and zombies randomly tossed in.
It feels a bit like PSA on accepting adoption almost cleverly cloaked in zombies.
One year into the zombie apocalypse Den, a teen, meets a long lost family member. The only problem is, she’s infected and sentenced to die. Again, she’s infected. She’s not being killed because she’s a threat or because the city is being run by a lunatic. Dean decides to break her out of the medical facility and sneak her out of his safe, walled off city (and risk being kicked out, arrested or whatever. It’s city is fully functional, with electricity and food and everyone seems to think everything is a-okay. Dean’s half cocked plan involves tricking his pilot brother into moving the family member to a different safe location and using a “cure” that he’s not even sure will work to save her. The only catch? She has to turn before administering the cure.
After a helo crash Dean, his brother Nick, and the family member land in the middle of Zombie Land and face a 600 mile trip back to safety. The brothers bicker, whine about their parent’s 20+ year old decisions, bond with new family member and decide to try to get home.
They fight some zombies and meet incredibly stupid people who have managed to survive the zombie apocalypse and still believe nothing has changed. They then meet some hillbillies who somehow think lighting dynamite in a building is a good idea. Then everyone falls in love and talks about random art schools. The characters contradict themselves and each other at basically every turn.
I’ve no idea how any of the characters besides Lucas and Nick are still alive. This zombie apocalypse’s zombies apparently
hate chocolate because two characters managed to flee Hershey, Pennsylvania (in wedding dresses) and yet have only seen 8 zombies in the past year. I’m assuming the zombies are allergic to chocolate because, with the exception of a few government run cities, the rest of the entire continental US has been swarmed by herds of zombies and the contagion has spread everywhere. What remains of the military is training high school kids to fight zombies, yet almost everyone acts completely normally.
If the book started at the beginning of the apocalypse, the characters’ attitudes and priorities might make sense but over a year into the Walking Dead I’ve no idea how grown women refuse to defend themselves and are still alive, no matter how much their original group protected them.
That being said it’s not a terrible book, it’s just slightly bizarre. I think I’d like the story better if it was just two brothers on a road trip to get to know their Long lost family member. It’d make more sense that way.
I have to say, I do love the many Cedar Point shoutouts. That theme park is great.
Putrid.

Laughably reeking.

Abysmal.

How do I spell 'puke'? Let's just go with 'barf'. Maggot vomit.

Something stuck to the underside of your shoe... so bad, you trash the pair rather than clean the one.

You know that oil-slick muck-water around an industrial marina? Next to a dysfunctional sewage treatment plant? Swim? Nope. Nobody in their right mind would touch the stuff.

You need a moon-suit and pressurized oxygen. Disposable because there is no way to clean your equipment. Burning it would contaminate the hemisphere for centuries. Ship it to deep space? Then hope no alien race traces it back to our beautiful green and blue ball... with a severe scolding.

Over the stove in most kitchens, the fan collects the burnt oil and rancid food splatter. Peebles used that stinking rubbish layered build-up as inspiration. Then worked really really hard to make it stupider. Really. Hard.

Imagine the worst dive bar in the worst slum of the worst city. Detroit? New Yawk city? Washington District Of Corruption? Calcutta? Soweto. There we go, Soweto.

Then imagine the crumbling hole in the sidewalk next to the crumbling hole-in-the-wall bar entrance for Soweto junkies to crawl into so they can squat to evacuate their bowels. All that runny sloppy mess, all over the walls. All over the bare feet of the Soweto junkies. Just before they collapse face-down. Drooling.

Thank you, Miss Peebles.
This book has nothing that stands out from the usual zombie fodder in it. The first chapter is a brief slice of pre-zombie life followed by the panic-inducing outbreak, then the next chapter throws you right in the middle of a seemingly completely different story with no note about how much time has passed. You're just supposed to figure that out yourself as you keep reading.

The characters all blend together rather quickly, with none of them having their own voice. They have similar mannerisms, speech patterns, and ALL of them have an affinity to saying the word "butt". "Zombies on my butt." "save my butt" "Get your butts in here" "Get your butts out of there" "move your butt" Butt butt butt. Every single character introduced did that.

The ending was one of those "To Be Continued" types that's not quite a cliff hanger like many of them these days, but it is meant to make you buy the next book. Most of THIS book was filler. A lot of the usual zombie interactions to the point where they weren't even exciting anymore. Nothing unique or new to the story. You could watch any zombie flick and you'd have basically the same story, but probably more death than you'll find in here.

About as nonoffensive as a story about the undead can be.